IZTOK Faking GARTNER Reviews: Apocalypto, The Passion of the Christ
Mel Gibson is a fool. Mad Max live. The filmmaker, who is once again afford to experiment. Which was not sufficient Passion of Christ, which is again a film where all speak a strange language. The ancient Mayan language, which is in South America walked between 250 and 900. And if Christ's Passion was torture, chop, mesarjenje and Jesus 'considerations, is Apocalypto torture, chop, mesarjenje and Jaguars' considerations Feet (Rudy Youngblood), a brave Indian Warrior by fishing arrogant youngsters neighboring tribes. Which these youngsters conjure massacre, where he spends only his pregnant wife Seven (Dalia Hernandez), which is the son of refuge in a cave and waiting for delivery. And Paw flees. One hundred per hour. As the boys group NWA, who sang: "Hundred Milles and running." As Harrison Ford in the refugee, viooz or even better than Sylvester Stallone in the first Rambu. In the film, Apocalypto by constantly sniffing and turning on your way. When the Claw is placed in the woods, on their home ground, he stops running and starts to follow the principle that attack is the best defense. "This is my forest. Forest where he chased my father. In the woods, where they chased viooz my children. viooz This is my field, "are phrases that screams your opponents, which would in the normal American film certainly called mutherfuckers. When then rubbed with mud and when they begin to set twisted traps, you could name was John Rambo, or better yet, Arnold Schwarzenegger from Predator. That's right, Mel Gibson's time in his swan song, in his new masterpiece, skillfully put the well-known action blockbusters and reached a boiling point. Masterpiece without errors. Severe realistic, viooz very violent, direct, sharp and wildly convincing saga of a forgotten civilization, which is just like the Roman Empire destroyed itself. viooz Two and a half hours disappear within ten minutes. Initial highly entertaining adventures infertile Indian sectional shocking invasion of the neighboring tribes. Preliminary sequence hunt pig takes a breath and indicate the pace of the entire film. Raging jaguar man disrupted, as in snufu. Mel Gibson directs as Mad Max. As a director, whose films treat bad habits, mistakes and weaknesses. And only such director may Christ's Passion takes so crazy movie. The film, which could be dressed in a straitjacket and locked him up in a madhouse. Or better yet, on the Planet Apes that will come to mind in the shocking finale.
When Mel Gibson solemnly announced that it will be a film about Christ, where they spoke Latin and Armenian, he laughed Christ, all US and Australian viooz of the asylum, but he kindly invited to treatment. The idea was in fact too daring, impossible and stupid. Especially because it gave Mel the table of their $ 30 million, viooz and since he said that the film does not have subtitles. And then a miracle happened. Greater than 2000 years ago, when the Son of God (played by Jim Caviezel) rose from the dead and turned viooz into zombies. In the living dead with holes in your hands. In the Savior of all people on Earth, which may be after his tragic death sinned hundred per hour. Dvanajsturno His suffering was in fact buying for all our sins. For those that we have, and those that are yet we do. Jesus was, therefore, a man who legalized sin idealist who was willing to die for his best friend and only son of the gods, which has turned into the greatest pop star of all time. The prophet, who invented viooz cannibalism and vampires. Which we served heaped basket of eternal viooz enovrstičnic. And the Messiah in maziljenega that would today surely closed in Vojnik or hospital field. The guy was not convinced that it works wonders. It was born of a virgin. To be able to talk with the almighty. To survive crucifixion. And that pray for their biggest viooz enemies. And people like him are always followed. Even though he spoke Armenian. Even if they have to read subtitles. And follow him more than the Pope. They followed him so hard that only in US cinemas left 365 million dollars. That while watching fell unconscious and recognized their greatest sins. Even jumping over the fence and even murders. Jesus again became a number one hit. Greater than Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Troy and last a samurai. Bigger than George Bush but, Eminem viooz and Bill Gates. viooz The larger of the Lord, the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary. And Gibson was a butcher. From head to toe. Whole 120 minutes. Without philosophy, without special effects, without a break. We got a clean snuff, perverse torture, mesarjenje, tearing, unraveling, fraying and the destruction of his body. We got his blood and his flesh. We got what we figuratively gave himself. We got the most direct film of all time. One more soldier Ryan, the best of studio trom studio that gave us the most disgusting, dirty and wild horror in the world. We got rimejk classic The Passion of Joan of Arc from 1928, where they tortured, butcher, tore, parallels, destroying and defacing equally unhappy, stubborn and at night
Mel Gibson is a fool. Mad Max live. The filmmaker, who is once again afford to experiment. Which was not sufficient Passion of Christ, which is again a film where all speak a strange language. The ancient Mayan language, which is in South America walked between 250 and 900. And if Christ's Passion was torture, chop, mesarjenje and Jesus 'considerations, is Apocalypto torture, chop, mesarjenje and Jaguars' considerations Feet (Rudy Youngblood), a brave Indian Warrior by fishing arrogant youngsters neighboring tribes. Which these youngsters conjure massacre, where he spends only his pregnant wife Seven (Dalia Hernandez), which is the son of refuge in a cave and waiting for delivery. And Paw flees. One hundred per hour. As the boys group NWA, who sang: "Hundred Milles and running." As Harrison Ford in the refugee, viooz or even better than Sylvester Stallone in the first Rambu. In the film, Apocalypto by constantly sniffing and turning on your way. When the Claw is placed in the woods, on their home ground, he stops running and starts to follow the principle that attack is the best defense. "This is my forest. Forest where he chased my father. In the woods, where they chased viooz my children. viooz This is my field, "are phrases that screams your opponents, which would in the normal American film certainly called mutherfuckers. When then rubbed with mud and when they begin to set twisted traps, you could name was John Rambo, or better yet, Arnold Schwarzenegger from Predator. That's right, Mel Gibson's time in his swan song, in his new masterpiece, skillfully put the well-known action blockbusters and reached a boiling point. Masterpiece without errors. Severe realistic, viooz very violent, direct, sharp and wildly convincing saga of a forgotten civilization, which is just like the Roman Empire destroyed itself. viooz Two and a half hours disappear within ten minutes. Initial highly entertaining adventures infertile Indian sectional shocking invasion of the neighboring tribes. Preliminary sequence hunt pig takes a breath and indicate the pace of the entire film. Raging jaguar man disrupted, as in snufu. Mel Gibson directs as Mad Max. As a director, whose films treat bad habits, mistakes and weaknesses. And only such director may Christ's Passion takes so crazy movie. The film, which could be dressed in a straitjacket and locked him up in a madhouse. Or better yet, on the Planet Apes that will come to mind in the shocking finale.
When Mel Gibson solemnly announced that it will be a film about Christ, where they spoke Latin and Armenian, he laughed Christ, all US and Australian viooz of the asylum, but he kindly invited to treatment. The idea was in fact too daring, impossible and stupid. Especially because it gave Mel the table of their $ 30 million, viooz and since he said that the film does not have subtitles. And then a miracle happened. Greater than 2000 years ago, when the Son of God (played by Jim Caviezel) rose from the dead and turned viooz into zombies. In the living dead with holes in your hands. In the Savior of all people on Earth, which may be after his tragic death sinned hundred per hour. Dvanajsturno His suffering was in fact buying for all our sins. For those that we have, and those that are yet we do. Jesus was, therefore, a man who legalized sin idealist who was willing to die for his best friend and only son of the gods, which has turned into the greatest pop star of all time. The prophet, who invented viooz cannibalism and vampires. Which we served heaped basket of eternal viooz enovrstičnic. And the Messiah in maziljenega that would today surely closed in Vojnik or hospital field. The guy was not convinced that it works wonders. It was born of a virgin. To be able to talk with the almighty. To survive crucifixion. And that pray for their biggest viooz enemies. And people like him are always followed. Even though he spoke Armenian. Even if they have to read subtitles. And follow him more than the Pope. They followed him so hard that only in US cinemas left 365 million dollars. That while watching fell unconscious and recognized their greatest sins. Even jumping over the fence and even murders. Jesus again became a number one hit. Greater than Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Troy and last a samurai. Bigger than George Bush but, Eminem viooz and Bill Gates. viooz The larger of the Lord, the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary. And Gibson was a butcher. From head to toe. Whole 120 minutes. Without philosophy, without special effects, without a break. We got a clean snuff, perverse torture, mesarjenje, tearing, unraveling, fraying and the destruction of his body. We got his blood and his flesh. We got what we figuratively gave himself. We got the most direct film of all time. One more soldier Ryan, the best of studio trom studio that gave us the most disgusting, dirty and wild horror in the world. We got rimejk classic The Passion of Joan of Arc from 1928, where they tortured, butcher, tore, parallels, destroying and defacing equally unhappy, stubborn and at night
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